you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
(via jolte0n)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
that girl you just called green mario? she’s really luigi
alakazams really are so smart
look at this guy
he’s literally been holding those spoons in his hands for four generations of pokemon in preparation for this
Foresight finally worked.
(via criminallyincompetent)
So the ice-cream dude just drove past my house which is wonderful and all but we’re on the road to winter and he was NOWHERE TO BE FOUND WHEN THE SUN WAS WRECKING HAVOC IN SUMMER c’mon bro where’s your sense of justice(cream)







