merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up” #the highest compliment any pun can receive
partybarackisinthehousetonight: that girl you just called green mario? she’s really luigi
derpalicious: greenmariosmansion: alakazams really are so smart look at this guy he’s literally been holding those spoons in his hands for four generations of pokemon in preparation for this Foresight finally worked.
So the ice-cream dude just drove past my house which is wonderful and all but we’re on the road to winter and he was NOWHERE TO BE FOUND WHEN THE SUN WAS WRECKING HAVOC IN SUMMER c’mon bro where’s your sense of justice(cream)
thepiethief said: Italians are Gods! They get nothing wrong :p cheese is the best!!! Especially Brie cheese :3 with wine ahhhh so good! I could very well be wrong but I think fascism mighta sunk its teeth in Italy first and that didn’t go down so well lol, but I agree for the most part! Can we get all sophisticated one day and have ourselves a wine and cheese tasting because that...
I’M NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS WHOLE TUMBLR THING
jolte0n said: You’re wrong SAY THAT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE AND THEN SEE WHAT HAPPENS
thepiethief asked: You're the devil! Parmesan cheese is fine! :p
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lesliecrusher: fair warning: while some of these articles are just silly or weird, i do like to freak myself out, so a fair amount of these are creepy and/or morbid! some of the links involve death and occasionally suicide, so consider this your blanket warning for potentially…
myreligioniskindness: explosion2: myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call” A++ recovery don’t encourage him
buttfuckingbrothers: [AGGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MAKE ANY ATTEMPT AT INTERACTION BUT STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND]
yaoibutterfly: rah-b-loved: inkyblacknight: ...
peckishmoon: turntechgoddamnit: Man, if Satan ever starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupée